Saturday, April 28, 2018

April 28th, 2018

If you know me just a little bit, you know that I love the band Yo La Tengo.  This is my ode to that beloved band.

Before getting into them, a brief travelogue into my musical journey to them.  My grandfather was a virtuoso classical violinist, led a popular big band and started a radio station during the depression with the call letters WFBR (for We Found the Bank Roll).  The musical talent gene he possessed seemed to have ended with him...the Boy played French Horn in school for years, both kids took piano lessons, and I took a guitar class once and at the end of the semester the teacher said that it would be hard for me to learn it as my fingers were too short.  Talk about soul crushing.  The love of music did pass through.  My earliest musical memory was sitting in one room watching TV that was likely inappropriate for a 5 year old to watch, like Laugh In, while my dad pumped tunes in the other room on his super deluxe stereo system.

The first records I remember getting my hands on were the Beatles Greatest Hits, both the Red and the Blue one, although I only remember spinning the Blue one and digging the trippier parts of it.  The first record I ever had that was my own was the Jackson 5's Greatest Hits.  And I have this distinct memory of listening the shit out of BJ Thomas' 'Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head', but only loving the instrumental breakdown part at the end.

The backseat of my mom's car is where I was indoctrinated with AM gold and while I know all the pop stuff, what stuck were the 70's soul hits.  All of them.  Don't know why my mom turned on this station cause no one would describe her as being 'funky', but there they were.  I've since collected most of them and appreciate them now in a way I couldn't comprehend at the time, but they filled me then with something.  Go ahead and start this fantastic YouTube collection of 100 70's Soul Hits and just let it fill you for the next 3 hours.



Ever since I saw my first show (perhaps I've mentioned it a thousand times before) Cheap Trick opening for Kiss at the Fabulous Forum in Inglewood in 1976,  I have been a live music junkie.  I was 10 and the kid's dad across the street took us.  I need to thank him for doing that and pretty sure  he owes me a debt of gratitude for the experience as well.  Didn't get to many concerts before we had our driver's licenses, but do recall a great Styx show on the Paradise Theatre tour, and The Kinks from the Give The People What They Want era.  For that Kinks show, we were just too young to drive ourselves, but just old enough to be intrigued by smoking pot, and were excited cause one of us was supposed to bring some to the show after a mom dropped us off.  That kid wasn't in the car when I got picked up and the ride to Inglewood was strangely quiet.  I soon learned that the kid's mom found his stash and that she sent him to a drug rehab center where he would remain for many many months.

Kiss was my first love and will have to detail those years one day.  They were followed by superfandom of Queen, Led Zeppelin, The Kinks and Neil Young.  While my siblings were much older than I, 10 and 6 years respectively, I didn't get a super heavy dose of their musical tastes, but was instilled with the knowledge of Yacht rock from my brother (Doobies, Steely Dan and Kenny Loggins) from my brother, and Bowie from my sister.

Once we got our drivers licenses, it was game on.  I could go on forever about the shows we went too, but in LA in the early 80's, it was an equal split between stadium rock (Stones/Who) and punk shows (Dickies/X).  Then came The US Festival.  While Kiss provided the introduction, this is where I got hooked.  All I need to do is detail the lineup and you'll get the point.

September 3rd, 1982
Gang Of Four
The Ramones
The English Beat
Oingo Boingo
The B-52's
The Talking Heads
The Police

September 4th, 1982 (my 17th b-day)
Joe Sharino
Dave Edmunds
Eddie Money
Santana
The Cars
The Kinks
Pat Benetar
Tom Petty

September 5th, 1982
Grateful Dead (Breakfast with)
Jerry Jeff Walker
Jimmy Buffett
Jackson Browne
Fleetwood Mac

Shit.

The 80's get slammed for new wave moody Brit bands, and am not gonna say that I didn't listen to some of that, but there was good rock in there too.  REM, Costello, English Beat, Midnight Oil, etc.  And the Grateful Dead.  Got in with that crowd in college and we'd roadtrip for weekends in Hampton or Philly and see the weekend freak show.  I kept my toes in many musical pools, but some of the Deadheads were hardcore and saw thousands of their shows.  I estimate that I saw 50-80 shows between the above 'Breakfast with' in '82 and the last one I saw in Seattle on May 26th, 1995.  Jerry would pass less than three months later.

A move back to LA after college saw these trends continue until an old college buddy named Howie, who was a Deadhead in the university days, moved to town in 1990.  Howie had left the Dead behind and was a font of knowledge about what was called alt/indie/grunge rock.  He was new to town and we each found a willing partner to go see any and all shows passing through town during the early 90's.  Everyone comes to LA and we saw them all.  Highlights in my memory were Fishbone, Primus, Blake Babies, Young Fresh Fellows, and Luna.  We saw Nirvana open for Sonic Youth for cryin' out loud and they both destroyed their equipment that night (although Howie had one too many of the bad beers from the awful Russian brewery called Gorky's that was our usual pre-show stop and doesn't recall much from that night...loser).  Before these shows, we would meet up at his apartment in pre-gentrified Echo Park and hang before going out.  We'd sit on the floor (cause we were poor and had no furniture) and he'd pull out records.  One evening, he put on this album.

I remember sitting on the floor and looking at that cover and being intrigued.  Then I loved what I heard immediately.

I am not going to tell you that I was the massive Yo La Tengo fan from that moment on cause we were massive fans of a lot of bands at the time and they were one of them.  One that I would never miss when they passed through, but never would I have guessed that I'd be sitting here 28 years later writing a love letter to them.

It all started innocently.  Immediately made a cassette of this disc and played it a lot.  This was around the time my Grandmother was in the hospital and whenever I would pull into the parking lot to go see her, the song Alyda would be playing and whenever I hear that track, I think of her and that time. 

The other Yo La Tengo album Howie had at the time that I copied was called Fakebook.

Had just started trying to date my future wife Betty at the time and while we come from different planets musically, this was an album that both of us could groove to.  All acoustic, mostly covers and just a groovy little mellow affair that we listened too endlessly, and is an album I associate with her and those times whenever a track from it pops up in rotation.   

This story is currently somewhere around 1991, which was the pre-internet days, so we had to get our information about bands and music from magazines.  Hard to remember which ones we even got our hands on but do remember that Tower Records had some kind of 'zine that previewed upcoming releases.  I was all in on all things Yo La Tengo, but who they were was still a mystery.  I think at this point that from pouring over the liner notes and what we could read in the LA Weekly, I knew that the guitar player and drummer were a married couple, and that the bass player changed for every album.  My first "show" of theirs was an in store record appearance before a show at the Roxy when they opened for Teenage Fanclub.  Can't remember what they played at the store, but do remember seeing the drummer outside before the gig eating a burrito on the sidewalk and asking her how it was.  "Good" she said.

The first new release of theirs that I snatched up the day it came out (February 28th, 1992), was called May I Sing With Me

Picked it up and went to Betty's where we listened to it in the dark.  They had periods of noise on their previous albums, but this one brought it hard from start to finish. Pretty sure this is where Betty and I split on our love for them.  She still humors me by going to the occasional show and will bob her head at their mellower interludes, but the 9+ minutes of roaring squall of the appropriately titled Mushroom Cloud Of Hiss set her up and the 9+ minutes of droning feedback on Sleeping Pill finished her off.  

I will add that this album has a song I loved immediately and remains my favorite of theirs...Swing For Life.

It has everything I love about them in 5:06.  Droning bass, soft lyrics, big drums, first guitar solo that would sound good in a small club or giant arena, and a second solo that is incendiary in a way that speaks to my soul.

For the uninitiated, Ira Kaplan is the primary guitar player and Georgia Hubley is the primary drummer.  On this album, they were joined by bassist James McNew who would remain a part of the band till this day.  I say primary cause while that is what they play most, they will all switch instruments as they see fit.  I don't want to be informal should I refer to them going forward so will go NY Times and call them Mr or Ms going forward.  

Have listened to all of their albums dozens/hundreds of times over the last quarter century and could do a track by track take on what I like from each or a memory that I associate with most songs, but will run through each album and give one of each for each.

October 5th, 1993...Painful.  If one took a poll, think this album would be the critics favorite, which is strange cause this is the one album of theirs that I would put on last.  I can't explain why but then again, don't have to.

Live memory.  I know that this was Betty's first show she saw of theirs as she was blown away by the noise.  They introduced some noise on keyboards and there was a moment when Mr Kaplan was pounding on their Acetone with one forearm and shaking a maraca with his other arm (and entire body) that made an impression on us both.

Personal.  Have struggled with this one and am gonna leave it blank for now.  As I have been working on this for a couple weeks, and thinking about it for 28 years, I keep coming up with memories to add, and as I can edit these posts whenever, think I will need to come back to it in the future.  

Song that always gets me...I Heard You Looking.  They have a selection of songs they play at the end of their concerts.  Ones that sort of start slow and build to waves of roaring noise and this is the one I always hope for when I attend a show.


May 2nd, 1995...Electr-o-Pura.
   
Live memory.  Betty and I are now married and had just moved to Seattle and they played a club a block from our Seattle apartment.  The band has told the story from that night where they got into a fight with the management and were pissed off at them for some reason.  In protest, they decided that they were going to play until they turned off the power and did, ending the show with a 25 minute rendition of Speeding Motorcycle, which consisted of 25 minutes of them playing the same two chords over and over. 

Personal.  I went for my first MRI for my knee and it was the kind that was called "open".  One wasn't in a tube but it was like having a giant slab pressing down on you and it took an hour.  The MRI place said to bring a CD along to play in the headphones while I lied there and this was what I communed with.  The MRI technician said afterward that she really liked it.

Song that always gets me....Pablo and Andrea.  Not a soul doesn't like it when it comes on...so beautiful 


April 22nd, 1997...I Can Hear The Heart Beat As One

Live Memory.  Not from this tour, but flew to SF as they played three nights at the Fillmore in 2010.  The first song of the encore was Green Arrow and it was so haunting that I can still feel the hairs on my neck stand up.  

Personal.  The day I bought this disc, drove to the airport immediately after to pick up a dopey buddy that I hadn't seen in years that came to town for work.  I had him crack the packaging so we could play it and he drops the disc between the car seat and scratches it on the song Autumn Sweater.  Everytime I played that CD till today, I know exactly where it is going to skip and am not sure I have ever heard the whole song without that scratch.

Song that always gets me.  There are so many from this album that I am having a hard time picking one.  Perhaps their biggest hit is called Sugarcube and the video for it is a work of comedic art.  Featureing David Cross and Bob Odenkirk, it is the movie School of Rock before the movie School of Rock, and done way better.  I don't know the band, but if I were to infer what they are like in real life, this video is how I picture them to be.


February 22nd, 2000...And Then Nothing Turned Itself Inside Out

Live Memory.  The show on this tour in Seattle was at the King Cat Theater (R.I.P.) and Lambchop opened.  This was such a different sounding album for them as the use of keyboards took over from the guitars.  Was worried cause I am a junkie guitar and the show was on March 7th, 2000, so didn't have a ton of time to absorb it,  but the mood that night was something else.  They opened with Night Falls On Hoboken, which is a long acoustic number that goes all over the place.  Sublime

Personal.  Our son was not even a year old and since he became the primary love of Betty's life, I had to take the dog for a walk every night.  I remember listening to this album for several nights/weeks in a row on a Koss brand discman I won as a raffle prize while the dog would sniff out baseballs I would throw in the tall grass.  As it was late Winter/early Spring in Seattle, whenever I see steam come out of my mouth on a cold day, I associate with this album and that time.  I loved that dog.

Song that always gets me.  Two this time.  My daughter 's oldest friend is named Madeline and the lyrics in it are about two good friends whose relationship evolves over time.  The other is the aforementioned Night Falls.  It is a beautiful song  at first, then has a long outro that is quietly noisy.  They don't play that one enough for me.  It also has another place in my heart as I met one of my best friends because of it.  Went to the first day of Chinese class a few years ago and was wearing a Yo La Tengo shirt.  A new guy in town/class sees it and says he likes the band. He fell in love with them because of that song.  Long story short, we became fast friends and he and his wife are two of me and mine's favorite people.


April 8th, 2003...Summer Sun

Live Memory.  I don't have one.  To be honest, this thing I have with Yo La Tengo now hadn't really manifested itself yet.  A lot of other bands that I was hip to were still in their prime, and living in Seattle gave access to a ton of bands that I would consider their equal at the time (Built To Spill, Modest Mouse, Ween, Afghan Whigs, etc.).  I must have been out of town when they came through on this tour and wasn't at the stage where I would have rearranged a vacation or flown somewhere to see them.  Plus, this was a huge departure as the album didn't have any of the noise that was flipping my switch at the time, but what was strange was that many of my other music loving friends that didn't like them, loved this album.  

Personal. They freaking name check Professor Frink.  They love the Simpsons and the Simpsons love them.  I love both.

Song that always gets me.  Moonrock Mambo.  Not only does it mention Frinkiac, but it enhances just about any good mood one is in and will turn whatever may be causing that frown upside down.

September 12th, 2006... I Am Not Afraid Of You And I Will Beat Your Ass

Live Memory.  This album had two long noisy jams, one at the beginning and end of the album.  I talked two of my buddies who had jumped on the bandwagon with their appreciation of Summer Sun to go to the show.  It's at the fabulous Showbox in Seattle, and they start the show with both of the long jams back to back.  There are moments during most Yo La Tengo shows where the noise gets really weird and starts to swirl into a vortex that becomes more than just sound and starts to affect your internal organs.  I am out of my mind by the end of these two songs and turn around to say something to my buddies, and they were long gone.

Personal. This album has it all.  The guitar tsunamis, punk, funk, hushed lullabyes, etc., all very familiar and only sounds like them.  At about this time my boy is knee deep into Little League and my memories of driving him from his school downtown to the practices/games were always with this disc playing.  

Song that always gets me.  Mr Tough. Like I said before, this disc has a ton of songs and picking a favorite would be based on mood at the time.   Mr Tough though is one our whole family knows and will sing when it pops up.  The kids were learning piano at the time and I contacted the band to see if they could provide sheet music so they could learn a song that would make me happy (cause piano teachers never teach that kind of stuff).  The band says they didn't, but the piano teacher the kids had at the time was a savant and he listened to the music and wrote them down.  I know I have them filed away somewhere.  Kids never did learn piano.

September 1st, 2009.  Popular Songs

Live Memory. Caught many a show on this tour including a three night stand in SF at the legendary Fillmore.  The one moment from these shows that I recall was at the Showbox's crappy stepchild to the south, the Showbox Sodo.  That night, the place was great as the crowd wasn't big, but I had some cold or flu that was severely hampering my style.  At one point during Periodically Double or Triple, they did something with the speakers that went from left to right channel and then back and forth between the two.  My buddy that was with me that night turned to me and said "Woah"

Personal.  This is about the time that I consciously became somewhat obsessed with them.  While so many of the other bands in my heavy rotation broke up, got stale/monotonous or were simply touring as nostalgia acts,   Yo La Tengo never did any of those.  This was when traveling to see them became the thing for me to do.  If there was a Seattle show, then there were Portland and Vancouver ones too, and I was gonna see those too.  

Song that always gets me.  This was a hard one, but will go with Periodically Double or Triple.  Not for the live moment above, but the line in it that goes, "I never argue with improving the view" is one of those simple statements that makes life better.




January 15th, 2013...Fade

Live memory.  I do not have a memory from this tour cause I wasn't living in America at this point, and they didn't come to our corner of the world.  Since then though I have seen them play all of the songs from this disc and their move during the noisy end part of Ohm is to pass the guitar into the crowd and let us bang on it for a while.  I've touched/played/banged it on four occasions and consider myself a guitar God because of it.

Personal.  This album came out in January of 2013, but they dropped a couple of tunes on the Internet a couple weeks before.  This was our first year living in Taiwan and we took a trip to Italy for Christmas.  Was in an amazing hotel in Montepulciano the night the songs came out and remember playing them over an over while sipping some of the local grape in the lobby.  Good times.

Song that always gets me.  Stupid Things.  A simple song about being in love and getting older, but it is the long instrumental version that I could listen to on repeat for an afternoon and not even realize it.

August 28th , 2015...Stuff Like That There

Live Memory.  Was not going to make the same mistake as I did with the last album and not see them live this time.  After a couple years overseas, was able to establish with my Boss/Wife/Bosswife that I would get one Rock Pilgrimage each year and figured I could see 4 shows in 5 nights in November from Eugene to Vancouver.  The shows were all great, but the last night I attended solo and sat next to a couple of dudes that were as much a music junkie as I.  We got to know each other over the course of the evening and they had much respect for my pilgrimage.  One of the guys was the type that talks to the band (and probably anyone that gets in front of him), and he gets the set list from the stage for me.  I never have the gumption to ask for those but am glad he did this for me.  Am gonna take it along with me this summer to see if the band will sign it (or maybe I will chicken out like I always do)

Personal.  The tour above was pretty personal, but the moment this disc entered my consciousness was on a perfect beach in  the Philippines.  Sitting in a hammock with a very good Bluetooth speaker listening on repeat.  That is my happy place and can go there whenever I play it.

Song that always gets me.  Automatic Doom.  So many relistenable songs on this album, which is a follow up to Fakebook for them as it consisted mostly of covers done acoustically, even with guest guitarist from that previous album Dave Schramm, on hand for the whole thing.  I love the two new tracks a ton too, and they covered themselves on a couple other, but this track from the band Special Pillow that I know nothing about gets me cause the lyrics seem like they are from a psychedelic trip but each verse comes around with a poignant thought.  This is during the current Presidents rise and there is a line in it that I wish he could hear and think about..."Are you prepared to see the bad things that you say emblazoned boldly in gold letters on your tomb."


March 16, 2018...There's A Riot Going On

Which brings us to today.  This album came out a month ago as I write this so I have no live memory nor am I ready to commit anything to the personal archive or have a song that stands out.  I have arranged to go see them 8 nights in 10 days down the west coast this June, and just snapped up tickets to see them 3 more times in Japan in October.  Expect an addendum to this post on all of that come the Fall.

You'll see from above that the album/tour/album tour thing is in their DNA, but with roughly three years between releases, they stay busy doing different things.  While I obviously love the type of music they produce, it is all the ancillary stuff that makes them endlessly interesting.   Here are some of the unconventional ways they burrow their way into my thoughts.

The name Yo La Tengo itself confuses most people when I start droning on about them.  Are they a Latin band, etc.  There is a massive Mets fan in their midst and the name Yo La Tengo, which translates into English as 'I got it", comes from a famous story of ineptitude from the early days when they were an expansion team.  I've heard it told a few times, but the below is from Ken Burns baseball documentary...the story begins at the 3:09 mark.


They are baseball fans and I have never met a baseball fan that didn't have a great soul (with the notable exception of late stage Red Sox fans)

Like I said above, the band and I both love The Simpsons.  The Simpsons must love them back as they were asked to do the closing credit theme song.  I buried Flanders...

In 1998, they put out an album where they were the backing band for Jad Fair called Strange But True.  The album was supposed to be stories from the 'strange but true' section of the newspaper, but have to hope that he made up the lyrics.  Here is a sample from Helpful Monkey Wallpapers Entire Home.

A man taught his little monkey
How to help out with the chores
Together they sanded the woodwork
And painted all the windows and doors
They stained the wood in the bedroom
And laid new tile in the hall
Then the monkey tried, all by himself,
To put paper on the wall
There was nobody home to help him
So he thought up his own little trick
He wasn't sure what he was doing
Or how to make the wallpaper stick
Instead of using paste
He stuck it up with monkey spit
Now the house smells like bananas
Wherever paper is hung in it
Helpful monkey wallpapers entire home

The night this show came through town was one where a communal friend that had moved away was visiting and this was his only free night.  I twisted all the arms and a large group of us  met at the club for this event.  I loved every second of it as it was silly and bizarre and remember seeing all the band members laughing hysterically throughout the set.  My friends were not as amused as I and 20 years later whenever I see one of them, and Yo La Tengo invariably comes up, they will cite this night as why they don't like them.  It takes all of my restraint not to hit them with a shovel, but I have never respected any of them the same way since.

In the same year of 1998, Betty and I were trying to have a baby, but as one didn't come naturally for us, we started trying with the help of science.  It came to the point of giving in-vitro fertilization a try and once the egg is fertilized and inseminated and returned to the womb (I guess it was the womb, but you get the point), it takes a few weeks to find out if it took and she was pregnant.  That day was Saturday September 5th, 1998.  The reason I know that date was that it was the second day of the annual music festival in Seattle called Bumbershoot, and each year two of my dearest friends, including the aforementioned LA buddy Howie, would come to town and we would rock out for the weekend.  Saturday was going to be a good day as Modest Mouse and Yo La Tengo were playing back to back...but this news hung over us all morning.  Was it going to be that we were pregnant, or that all the pain and money that we just went through was going to be a waste and if so, Betty was going to be a mess emotionally.  And if she was a mess emotionally, how was I going to get out to go watch Yo La Tengo.  My friends later said they were on edge as well and felt uneasy just being in the same house.

Around 9AM, the phone rings and the test came back positive.  Smiles all around, Betty is more than happy to let us go so she can call her sisters and such, and we are delighted to be able to rock out without a cloud hanging over our heads.  Modest Mouse were amazing that day but in a an unexpected turn, the Yo La Tengo show was probably my least favorite I ever saw.  The setlist from that day looks OK, but I remember the sound being awful where we were standing.

In 2002, they put out an album called The Sounds of the Sounds of Science where they scored music for these 6-8 minute black and white undersea documentaries made in the 50's by French filmmaker Jean Painleve.  Interesting mood scapes and makes for good listening at certain times, but they came to town and performed it live at the old school movie house downtown while the films played on screen.  I begged and could not find a person to join me.  Just a great scene.

They've gone on to do several movie soundtracks, but the only one that I actually saw was called Adventureland, which is a fun flick and recommend it for non-Yo La Tengo reasons.

2004 saw a collaboration with The dB's great Chris Stamey.  Not sure what they call the album as it had various names, and never seem to see it around, but there is a track called McCauley Street that fills me.  Wanna know how obscure that is?  You can't even find it on YouTube.  If I didn't own it, I wouldn't believe it ever happened.  They have collaborated with a bunch of legends like Robyn Hitchcock, Ray Davies, Nick Lowe and Yoko Ono.  Look at this piece of gold...Yo La Tengo along with Thurston Moore going off while Yoko Ono does Yoko Ono stuff.  The best part is when Ms Ono goes to look at her sheet music.


In 2007, they broke out a tour they called The Freewheelin' Yo La Tengo, and the premise was they would play acoustic-ish and take audience questions with the question leading to the next song they would pull out to play.  I saw two or three of these things, but the first one I went to was with a buddy in Seattle at the Town Hall, which was some old government building turned venue.  This was October 30th, 2007 and the reason I know that is that I keep all my ticket stubs and have them in a photo album.  With the Setlist FM website, you can go back and see what was played at a ton of shows.  It looked like a good set of songs but I only remember two things from that night.  First, the seats were these old courthouse wooden benches that were not made for sitting over a long period.  The other was that my buddy decided to ask a question of the band.

Quick detour...I have read a lot of articles about Yo La Tengo, they even had a book written about them a few years ago, and they are an enigma to me.  Feel like I know so much about them and nothing at all.  They are extremely private about their lives, and can be almost nauseatingly humble when you fawn over them, but at the same time are wildly accessible.  As long as I've gone to see them, they make themselves available (starting with seeing Ms Hubley eat her burrito on the sidewalk in '90-'91).  They man their merch table all the time, either before or after the shows, and while I used to ask questions or such a long time ago, all I can muster is a "hello" now.  Since I travel all over to see them, go on tour multiple nights and such, everyone asks if they know me and vice versa, but am such a fanboy that I cannot muster the guts to engage and cannot think of anything to say that wouldn't make me look like a bumbling idiot.

They have also been so consistent in their output that the venues they play are almost the same size as the ones when they started.  This is great cause tickets are reasonably priced (this summer tix average $25) and you can almost always stand anywhere you want, and since I have distinct spots I like, it is a perfect experience every single time.  They must exist, but I cannot think of another act that has this kind of longevity, where they are always putting out new music that is equally familiar and fresh sounding, that is so easy to see.  The Stones definitely have longevity, and you might even say their output has stayed interesting, but at hundreds of dollars a seat, where you are miles away and you can never actually get close to them, they pale in comparison.

Back to the show, my buddy asks his question...he is a big Lambchop fan (was with me in the live memory above where they opened for them at the King Cat) and knows they are friends with the band leader Kurt Wagner.  Lambchop had been pretty quiet for a while before this show so he asks Yo La Tengo if they know what Kurt Wagner is up to, but he pronounces the name like the German composer 'Vahgner'.  Mr McNew answers that they pronounce his name 'Wagner'.  I don't know if we ever talked about it in detail after, and he still goes to their shows with me, but don't think he has really forgiven them for being publicly embarrassed.

In 2009, they dropped an album under the pseudonym the Condo Fucks with a title that winks at their past called Fuckbook.   They set up and recorded 10 cover songs live to tape.  Very heavy garage sound with sketchy production values that is a visceral joy.  The liner notes are a hoot in that they all take names in a Ramones kind of way like Georgia Condo and Kid Condo.  Sloppy fun.

Another tour they did during a period between albums that was different was The Wheel tour.  They would have an audience member and spin a wheel and play the first set with whatever it landed on.



From above, there were pie pieces for things like the Sounds of Science (pt 1 or 2), Condo Fucks, Mr McNew's side project called "Dump" and so on.  I caught three of these shows in the I-5 PNW corridor, and two of them came up with Sounds of Science part 1, which was kind of a bummer.  The show in Seattle February 17th, 2011, we got the Name Game, which is songs of theirs with people's names in it, and that was a great night.  Also notable was that it was an all ages show so took my son, who was 11 at the time, to his first real rock show.  Was unable to pass down this love to him as he passed up seeing them in Charlottesville a couple weeks ago, but he still wears the shirt I passed down to him regularly.



This Wheel tour also had a pie called Sitcom Theater and if it landed on that one, the trio would have to act out an episode of a sitcom.

It landed on it a couple of times and by all accounts, it was a disaster.  Watching them do this Seinfeld episode is cringe worthy, but so ballzy and endearing.



I mentioned a bunch of live memories and in thinking about this post, have to say that the best show of theirs I attended was at the Crocodile in Seattle on August 7th, 2016.  Betty, my buddy that goes with me to many of these shows and is the one in the Kurt Wagner story above, and his wife (who also went to my son's first show a few years earlier) all go, and it is the last night of our summer and we depart back to the wasteland for live shows that is Taiwan the next morning.

The night was billed as being two sets and  the first set is a quiet one as is their style.  I typically stand in the middle for these quiet sets and then go up front to be assaulted for part two.  Not sure why, but my crew doesn't want to come up to the front with me for set two and they collectively decide they want to chat and leave the club to go next door.  Big mistake cause Yo La Tengo comes out swinging and rocks as hard as I've ever seen for the next hour or so.  Quintessential versions of many songs, all so loud and long and great.  Little Honda, a Beach Boys cover they have played for years and is one of the few that I don't get excited about, took this left turn into noise from another galaxy.  Waiting for the encore, the crowd is abuzz from what we just saw and from the ringing in our collective ears, but what set this night apart was the encore, which featured a cover of a song from the movie the Producers that is attributed to Mel Brooks called Love Power.  You gotta check out the original...

Yo La Tengo turned it up and inside out.   Mr Kaplan tossed his guitar away and lies on the floor screaming the lyrics and turns it into a protest song (for me at least) about the horrors that are going on in the presidential campaign raging and tearing us apart at the time .  Never seen anything like it.

Another note from that night in that talking to their crew, we learn they are planning a trip to Asia later in the year.  They announce shows in HKG, Thailand, Seoul and Taiwan.  I get a ticket to the Seoul show as soon as they go on sale (by the way, flew over afternoon of the show and slept in the airport catching the first flight out the next AM).  As for the Taiwan show, tickets never seem to go on sale until I learn from my local buddy, the one from the Chinese class above, that they did go on sale on a special deal with the promoter early and were all gone.  Like I said, I am afraid to talk to the band in person, but they have an email on their website and have sent them notes and stuff in the past.  In another example of just how accessibly cool they are, someone always replies.  I never know who it is, but the responses are always thoughtful.  Anyhoo, we go back and forth and they are surprised as they weren't told they went on sale either.  After a few back and forths, they say they will put me and a guest on "the list" to get in that night.  I mention this story only because this is the only time in my 52 years I have ever been on any 'list' (in a good way).  Such a great night.

Almost every year, the band performs in NY/Hoboken 8 nights in a row over Hanukah.  Each night they have a classic opening act, comedian and then do a show where they play only their songs or covers by Jewish artists and proceeds go to charities.  I look at the setlists and it is rare if a song is repeated over the course of those 8 crazy nights. And Mr Kaplan has his mom come out to sing the last song on the last night.  Awwww.   I better get to one of these 8 day extravaganzas soon as going is one of the few things left on my realistic bucket list.

For many years/decades, they go on NJ college radio station WFMU during their pledge week and for a donation to the station, will play any song requested (within reason).   It is always sloppy and joyous and the end medley usually breaks down into an amp blowing skronk-fest.    Have been babbling on and probably said this several times, but who does that?  In any biography of them, they are credited with having an encyclopedic knowledge of rock history and at every turn, they will incorporate covers into their records and live shows.  Through them, they have introduced me to all kinds of music I didn't know and a bunch of bands that I now love.  I will not even try to list them all but will say that my favorite that they have exposed me to is New Zealand icons The Clean.

And for the record, my iPod has 408 Yo La Tengo songs and they could be played without repeat for 28 hours.

One month from now, I will meet them in Seattle and see them 8 times over the next 10 nights ending up in LA.  Their current tour is two sets a night, one quiet and one louder, so that is 16 glorious sets for yours truly.  In each place, will get to see and hang with beloved friends and family, which is the real point of this.  As I proof read the above, so many points in time, people that come in and out of ones life, personal and collective memories associated with this group and their music. While being at their shows, like having any really great in the moment experience, is fantastic, they are fleeting.  That I get all of the anticipation of going and then all the memories after is what gives these moments their weight.

In the movie Contact, during the scene where Jodie Foster is hurtling through a psychedelic space trip, she says, "They should have sent a poet."  I feel that way at this point cause I am certainly not one.  About the only appropriate way I know to close this out (for now) is by saying Thank you.


Friday, April 20, 2018

April 20th, 2018

Hey there,

This week, started the long overdue ode to my beloved Yo La Tengo to share in this space.  It is already very long and am not going to be able to finish it in time to share today.  By the way, when you see it next week, read it or don't, it was something I wanted to do and likely will be of interest only to me.  In the meantime, and in honor of it being 4/20, some quick hits...

Am almost all the way back in the technology department with the printer/scanner talking to me again.  Here is a photo from around 1975ish.  Ballers gonna Ball.



I have many photos with hilariously large afros.  This one is a damn fire hazard.  Is there any question as to why the girls shied away from me?

Some days, like yesterday, am so damn efficient that I seem to break the 2nd Law of Thermodynamics.

Reading the story of Prince's demise made me terribly sad.

When I went to the Raiders game last November with my buddy Norm, I did something for him and he goes "I appreciate you" and called out that he now says 'you' instead of 'it'.  Thought it odd but could see the value.  Since then, I hear it said as 'you' all over the place and guess this is a thing we say now?  OK...

A week or two back,  said I didn't have much news on the Boy.  Still don't, but I knew he was pledging a fraternity.  This picture of some advertisement for a party at his frat made it into my transom and had to share.

So curious about what's going on there and can tell you no background for it other than he doesn't play keyboards, don't recall him ever watching Scooby Doo and SARA is Sexual Assault Resource Agency.

Recall giving a bunch of reasons for writing this diary (hate the term blog) every weekish for six years, and they are all probably true to some extent, but Betty reminded me of another one as I dropped her off at the airport the other day for another trip.  She said "Send me some notes about what's going on at home so I feel connected."  I do try but am not that great at it.  This space is a great vehicle to detail stuff and she can read it at her leisure and follow up as she sees fit.

Speaking of vehicles, going back a couple of months to our Spain trip recap, suspected that I was gonna get at least one speeding ticket.  As we get mail in chunks every couple/three months, had been waiting for the latest parcel to arrive and sure enough, the traffic bureau of Bilbao hunted me down.  What is the cost of doing 137km in an 80km zone (85mph in a 53mph) in the Basque Country you ask?  150 euros.  Damnit.  For that price they could have taken a better photo of our SEAT Leon



Was killing some time body surfing the internet on Sunday night and almost every site had some article slamming Taylor Swift for covering Earth, Wind and Fire's "September".  Would normally pass over this, but the quantity of articles on this "tragedy" made me think there had to be something there.  The original version is a staple in our collective consciousness.

Funky, way overplayed for my taste, but still great.  The opinion pieces were uniformly so mad at Swift for appropriating black music.  I took a look at the lyrics and they are your basic love song stuff,  It's not like she covered Fight The Power or anything.

The Swift version isn't in a genre that flicks my Bic, but it is fine, her voice is nice and it is a gawdamn love song.

The Isley Brothers covered 'Summer Breeze' for cryin' out loud.  Hey internet, climb off of Taylor Swift's dick for a second and go clear your mind with a walk in the summer breeze


Know you've been waiting for my bi-annual Hot Dog booth recap, so here goes.  Going in, we had 800 to sell and the forecast was for hot and humid weather.  Betty was in town and she is a big help as she takes the charge of the inside of the booth so I can focus on the grill.  The problem is that she takes charge and starts ordering me...Me!...around.

The event starts at 10am, and at 9:59am, we get a thunderstorm.  It doesn't rain all day, but 3 times for a good 30-45 minutes, we get dumped on hard.  We totally Urban Caveman out and keep the product rolling.

The discussion as to the best angle to hold the umbrella so as to keep the dogs dry while still funelling the water onto our co-grillers was pretty enjoyable.  We sold out at 2pm and it was a good time as always.  Most of the same folks come help and we had just the right amount of new blood to keep it fun.  Best moment was when the ladies in the booth saw a group of pre-schoolers from a local school walking by and suggested we give them some.  They were adorable and hung around eating them for a long while.  The funniest was when one little girl came up with her mouth totally full of hot dog and her hand out for another.  We said you already got one and with chunks of saliva soaked bun shooting out of her mouth, and with the most devilish of expressions said 'no I didn't'



Was chatting with one of the very Taiwanese ladies last week about food and how much we differ in what we like.  Neither of us can really grasp how the other person eats what they do and she says that she has a Taiwanese stomach.  Makes sense as my stomach is solidly based in SoCal.  Then I say that my wife loves the Taiwan food as she was born here, but that she also spent time in South America and loves that cuisine too, and with decades in the States, has an American stomach as well.  That gives her 3 stomachs...one more and that would make her a what?  It might explain how she is able to travel so easily though.

Speaking of Chinese stomachs, seems Babydoll is developing hers.  Have said previously that it is obvious that she is becoming Chinese at the molecular level.  For example, for dinner last night, I didn't have time to prepare anything so we were gonna get something out.  I suggested a couple of our go-to's, like the Mediterranean place or pizza, and she looks at me and says in an exasperated tone, "I wish you liked it, but I am craving Chinese soup."  If she develops an intolerance to lactose, I am giving up.

Love this time of year for sports as Aussie Rules is awesome and that baseball is fresh and hasn't gotten into the summer grind.  Otani is must see TV and just the daily chatter and drama is my version of soap opera stories.  I love third base and there is a great crop of them out there (did you know that Third has the fewest Hall of Fame inductees?).  I rotate as to who my current favorite is as I like Arenado in Colorado, and the new guy in Oakland is tearing it up and am making plans to go out to see him in July.  But I heard a story the other day and it was instantly clear who my new favorite is.  Adrian Beltre has been around forever and has been both a Dodger and a Mariner (and sadly a Red Sock), and he just became the all time Latino hit leader so the baseball podcast I listen to every day (Baseball Tonight with Buster Olney) was talking about him and telling stories.  While he has always been a great player and sure hall of famer, he is also universally loved.  He famously hates to have his head touched, so now, everyone feels the need to touch it just to mess with him.

That is one of many videos on the subject.  The story they told the other day was about how he came to the States to play as a teenager and knew no English and they asked him what was the first thing he learned how to say.  He doesn't like his head touched, but he hates pickles even more, and as eating fast food was the easiest thing to to do as a Spanish speaking only teenager, the first words he learned how to say in English was "No Pickles".  As someone that struggles with saying anything in Chinese and also hates pickles, I want to give him a hug.

Saturday, April 14, 2018

April 13th, 2018

Hey there,

Some decent karmic news.  Was able to get my main laptop repaired (needed a new fan) so writing is a bit less clunky.  Mentioned that I needed to navigate the Digital Plaza here in order to fix it.  The Plaza is 6 floors dedicated to all things technology.  In classic Taiwanese fashion, similar things are grouped into districts and even within the Plaza, each floor had its own focus;  Gamers on 2, accessories on 3, etc.  For my purposes, maintenance was on 6 and there is one stall that just services fans.  If all was in English, this would have been a simple process as being able to pre-plan my activities would have been easier.  For me, had to stumble around for a while to find the right floor, figure out the lay of the land, encounter enough people that spoke English to get me to the right guy and then realize that as it was a holiday week, he was closed and had to come back another day.  Regardless, once I did find the right spot, dude was efficient and it cost a total of $42 to get the part and repair done.  As I lamented last time, felt like all the forces of nature have been against me, but something flipped and once I got going, everything was so efficient.

Need to indulge myself for a moment and tell you a tale that no one cares about but makes an organizationally obsessed hard core Virgo from Los Angeles dance around like he just hit a buzzer beater.  Once I found the repair guy, he had to order my part and a couple days later, called that it was in.  The shop is in a busy part of downtown and while it isn't far, dread a run down in any situation.  I wanted my machine back so headed off at 1pm in hopes of missing rush hour.  Pull into the parking lot and a space opens up by the elevator, which whisks me directly to the repairman's stall.  He says he needs 30 minutes or so.  My April coffee morning was the next day so had to make a Costco run for the snacks.  Mapped it and while it was across town, on the other side of the downtown core, a route gets me there in 12 minutes.  I make it in 8.   I get to the Neihu Costco, which as I have detailed many times before is  the nastiest car park in town, and a dude pulls out of the best spot in the place leaving it open for me.  Naturally, I navigate the Costco like Magellan (even stopping to chat with a couple of acquaintances that happen to be there), get back across town deftly, finding and even closer spot to the elevator at the Digital Plaza, and the repair dude has just completed repairs.  From home door to home door, took an hour and 53 minutes.  I later learned that during my dark tech period, when even the cups and spoons were against me, Mercury was in retrograde.  Coincidence?

Mentioned above that it was a holiday week.  Wednesday was Children's Day when we are to celebrate the protection of children.  It is apparently a thing in the States although I had never heard of it.  June 26, 2018 apparently, so mark your calendars.  Thursday was Tomb Sweeping Day.  Locally called Qingming Festival, is a day where people pay respect to their ancestors.  Have talked about this one a couple times in past years and have nothing new on the subject other than to say that while I diminish many of the more voodoo types of Chinese traditions, this is one that I think all cultures should adopt.  Closest things we have in America would be Thanksgiving and Memorial Day.  Since we already have a Veteran's Day, say we beef up Memorial Day and pay respects to all of our ancestors.  Who's with me?

Another note in the above was that it was monthly Coffee Morning at the Center.  This month, we had the GM of the English language radio station (ICRT) on the island come in to talk to us.  Must say I was pissed, but not surprised that attendance was low.  Not surprised as radio is a dying industry.  Toys R Us, Sears, TV ratings...the landscape is riddled with industries that were once titanic are now rendered irrelevant by technology.  Pissed because here is an opportunity for a person to get a view into the world of one such industry, how they view the changing marketplace  and hear what they are doing about it, and get a collective 'meh' from what is supposed to be a curious and educated community.    I know people are "busy", but here is a chance to expand your mind and have some delicious free treats all the way from Costco.  Lame.

Side note, I always plug Costco at these things and try to bring something new at the warehouse to introduce.  This week, they had Portuguese egg tarts.

I know you're saying that those are things they serve at Dim Sum places, but what you should know from reading this space is that they were introduced to China by the Portuguese during their...pick your word...colonization, pillaging, etc., of Macau.  As a long time aficionado of the egg tart, these were pretty damn good.

So I invited the radio guy in as I thought he would have an interesting story to tell, and he absolutely did.  He had me at the onset as he told us that he was originally was from Minneapolis and that Prince was in his Junior High Band class.  The first part of his talk was a history of the station, originating as AFRN (Armed Forces Radio Network) which is also known as Voice of America.  When the US switched recognition of China from Taiwan to the mainland in 1979, the station's mission changed and by decree of the (still very militaristic) government at the time, became the foreign language station on the island.  They certainly had to tread lightly in their "opinions" and even after democracy came to the island, they remain as neutral in their news as possible.  ICRT deservedly get criticized for that, but knowing they would have their license pulled in a second for rabble rousing, makes sense.

Even though I love the history, was more interested in hearing how they are dealing with the cord cutting.  Long story short, just as you'd expect...no easy answer for when people just leave cause they have new options that are simply way better than what you have lovingly provided for decades.  This station is in an even weirder niche than in the States as they can't just target a certain demo.  You can't just put Rush on the air and get 35% of the "population: to tune in.  ICRT's audience is only 5% foreign with 95% being Taiwanese with English as a second language.  That means that their most popular shows are instructional.  Since talk is tricky for the political reasons above, as well as not being easy to produce due to a lack of talent that is bilingual, music is their primary content, and how do you make everyone happy with your musical choices?  As a certified music snob, I will say they do a decent job of it, but I never listen cause I am a certified music snob.

They understand that their online presence is their only path to continued relevance and while their platforms are years behind, at least they have a plan.  What I would love to see from my position as a consumer is more podcasts.  They are beefing that up with two that I am sampling for a few weeks...one is a weekly Taiwan news recap and the other is one about being Latin on the island.  My thought on other podcasts they could produce include one on events happening on the island (like art, music, festivals etc.) and another on the history of Taiwan.  So many topics to discuss that I hesitate to start a list here.  Whether those would be of interest other than to a handful of people and myself (and whether they could get ad revenue from them) is the big question, but I'd tune in to them  regularly.  I would give him our list of speakers as that would be a great place to start.

What else is going on around these parts?  Lots as this is the prime season for events.  Babydoll was accepted into the Dance Honor Society.  Not sure all of what they do, but being involved in all the dance stuff I guess.  They have a performance next week and she can tryout of cultural trips too.  There was an arts assembly a couple days ago  where all of the different areas inducted members, were performances and such.  The new inductees had to get on stage and say "I Do" when the speaker read out the pledge.  The one for the Dance Society reads...

I pledge to dedicate myself to the art of dance;
to constantly strive for excellence;
taking risks and embracing challenges;
to respect our bodies and each other,
Always maintaining a cooperative spirit
and giving back to the community.
I pledge to always celebrate the joy of dancing.
In doing so, I shall prove myself worthy
Of a place in the Dance Honor Society.

Can't argue with any of that.  Her two best friends are also in the Society with her...here they are from l to r...Babydoll, Jade and Nicole. 



Seeing these kids talent and dedication across all forms of the arts was impressive, but I am a sports guy and get terribly bored and uncomfortable sitting through these things.  That is on me of course and I will be the dedicated 'arts dad' and not miss a one.  My pledge is to always have an open mind, heart and soul...whether I like it or not.


The other Babydoll news is that we are already working on her college opportunities.  I am friendly with the college counseling staff at the school and was talking with them the other day about coming over and doing a Coffee Morning on the topic of college admissions in conjunction with the European school with the focus being on looking at university opportunities globally.  They were open to doing it and it is on the calendar for next Spring accordingly, but in our discussion I used the example of a conversation Betty and I had with college recruiters when we were in Australia about the lovely schools they have there and that the cost is 1/3 that in the States.  One of the school counselors then told me about some other opportunities.  For instance, they have an English language only engineering program here in Taipei that costs US$2000 in tuition for a whole year.  Housing is US$200 a month.  Jeez!  Another one that hit me as being ideal for our youngest was one in Seoul that is a George Mason affiliated campus, and has more course choices and is only US$4000 a semester.  By the time she graduates High School, she will have lived half her life in Asia, and as it was the more developmentally impactful half, I can see it more every day that she is not your typical "American".  She has a love for the local culture, food, everything that it would take me decades to adopt.  As her affinity for Korean culture is strong, when I mentioned this George Mason program as a possibility, she was more than receptive.   Told her George Mason Seoul is visiting her school an a few weeks and she immediately added it to her calendar.  I couldn't pay the Boy to attend one of these visits to his campus for a single school when he was knee deep in the process and am excited that Babydoll has this interest early.  Really respect her openness to this unconventional idea and if we can get away with spending four thousand bucks a semester for college....ka-ching.

One more thing on B-doll.  She is getting smart.  She isn't smart yet, but can see it starting to break the surface.  My example is from our Singapore trip and one night, she engaged me on some politically incorrect thing I said.  Can't even remember what it was, but she called me on it.  I countered with something, but the details aren't what was important, it was the debate that I loved.  Standing up for things, being strong willed and engaging in a debate are traits that I love to see in anyone, especially my kids.  Need to work on her skills though, and am happy to do so, but I may be at a disadvantage as my vocabulary seems to be out of sync.  Not talking about slang per se.  We're driving to school yesterday and see a couple of teachers walking down the street.  One of them has a back pack from that Nordic company that is really trendy (and expensive).  I see it sold in the ladies accessories section at Nordstrom, but the person wearing it is a dude.  B-doll says that he has the backpack she likes and I counter that dudes shouldn't wear that as it is a girls thing.  20 years ago, I would called him'gay', but this time I proceed to call him "lame" for wearing it.  B-doll counters calmly that "lame is a word that is used to describe people that can't walk, and I don't use that word."  Ouch.  Is she right?  I think I can safely say that with my many maladies, that I would be defined as physically "lame" and it never occurred to me that was a slur. I fall solidly in the middle on this politically correct stuff and get so pissed when a word that I've used forever and felt innocuous is now unusable.

Not much news on the Boy...he didn't go see Yo La Tengo when they were a mile from his dorm last Sunday even though I offered to buy him a couple of tickets.  Little shit.  We did communicate about his old school's baseball team as I have been assistant coaching them all year.  They flew to Jakarta this weekend to play in their tournament and were 1-1 after the first day.  A couple of the teams in the 6 team tournament are really good and while our boys have great spirit, they are not skilled baseball players. It's not that they aren't good athletes, there just isn't a single baseball junkie in the lot so they haven't taken 10,000 grounders or 20,000 swings.   Think their highest place could be third and know they would be delighted if they played in the consolation game.  If you wanna see their level, you can go to this site and check it out.  For day one, go to the 9hr 30 min mark to catch the game they won.  Listen to the announcer for two minutes and you'll want to hit him in the face with a shovel.



At the last practice before they travelled, told them good luck and all that, but what got me was when many of the boys came up to me unsolicited and said, "Thanks Coach".  I have been called a lot of things in life, and have many nicknames.  Tumbleweed, Chinese Dinner, E-5, The Vacuum, Gomez, Yogi, 360 and Asshole.  I like some of them, will not run away from the others, but the one that I love hearing the most and that fills me with something that I consciously try to avoid...pride.

Finally for today, had a going away party for a co-worker last night and we were talking about our collective experiences in Taiwan.  They are moving back to Germany and were lamenting that they were going to miss the weather.  Astounded, I asked why and they said that with all the humidity and moisture, that the climate makes you look younger.  Not sure I agree, although I have felt sexier lately, but I will try to use this as a positive as I walk around in sweaty misery.

One other saying I found charming was when a Taiwanese lady was talking to the German couple about how they had been married for 20 years and says, "you two look like each other."  That is not a thing I would ever say to a couple in a positive way, but apparently is a massive compliment.  It is not meant to say that they physically look like each other, but that they have adopted the facial expressions of their spouse over time and that they are now one in soul.  Kind of endearing.

Tomorrow is Spring Fair, which means that I am manning the hot dog booth.  800 dogs to peddle from 10am to 3pm.  Is the hardest I work all year by far and is always a ton of fun.  Best case scenario is for cool and dry weather but in the 8 times that I've guided the stall, that has happened once.  We did it in a torrential downpour one year, and when you are using charcoal without a tent, the degree of difficulty is all the way to 11.  We  gave away half our supply that year.  Have been watching the forecast and it went from cool and dry, to thunderstorms and Taiwan humid, to now being dry but scorching hot.  Fingers crossed...talk soon