Thursday, April 9, 2020

April 9th, 2020

Hey there,

Yesterday at school, ran into a guy I'm friendly with and as we are chatting, the day's tally of people that were tested positive for the virus came up.  At 3pm here every day, the government announces how many new positives happened along with other virus news.  Here is an example.  There is a picture of the dude (Chen Shih-chung or Uncle Chen) that does the announcement every day and thought it was a stock photo they re-ran with each article cause he is always wearing the same thing, but someone did a collage of the photos and they are all different and the way you can tell is that he has a different color microphone.



Genius.

So I'm talking to they guy and note that there were 3 cases announced that day and he goes "damn...I had 6 in the office pool."  Pretty dark office pool, but that a country of 23 million that is a few miles from China can have under 10 cases is still noteworthy. 

That got me thinking of potential other games to play.  Without sports, am sure there are a lot of gamblers out there needing a fix.  The rest of us are hanging on what shitty thing the president will say next and so have come up with The Blame Game.  It is hard to have a thought that hasn't already been on the internet five thousand ways, but I do not see this one anywhere.  There is trump bingo, but feel this could be my lasting legacy.  At the very least, I am putting in my claim in the name of the King of Spain

The rules to the Blame Game are pretty simple: During his daily press conference, who will be the first person the president blames.  It doesn't have to be about the virus per se, just blame for something he obviously did.  Have been compiling a list (really, this took 5 minutes and probably missed 10 obvious ones) and have assigned odds for each.


Odds
Media3 to 2
Obama2 to 1
The Democrats3 to 1
China4 to 1
Deep State (Career service)5 to 1
World Health Organization (WHO)7 to 1
Governor (any Blue)8 to 1
Deep State (his own appointee)10 to 1
Gov. Cuomo (NY)10 to 1
A company (any)10 to 1
Gov. Newsome (CA)15 to 1
Gov. Whitmer (MI)15 to 1
Mexicans (or any brown nationality)17 to 1
GM20 to 1
Muslims/Jews20 to 1
Medical professionals25 to 1
3M25 to 1
the Field45 to 1
Governor (any Red)75 to 1
Generators75 to 1
Fast Food75 to 1
Himself99 to 1




As a fan of horse racing, you can place your bets in standard win, place, show, exacta, trifecta, etc. A couple of over/unders are how many of these will he blame in any given day (over under 3.5) and how long will it take to blame the first one (over/under 12.42) .

Pretty damn satisfied with myself on this one and hope it caches on.  May add an exotic wager on what color Uncle Chen will use that day.  Betty just tossed out the over under on when the WHO guy will resign/be fired.  I asked 'What guy?" and she said, "The WHO guy."  I replied, "That's what I just asked, who?"  Curious to see how long I can milk this Abbot and Costello routine.

OK then...how is it for you wearing a mask?  The locals have always been into it but I've always resisted cause I felt it more important for them to see my gorgeous mug, but have started donning them recently in stores/public spaces cause people were starting to stare.  Last week they mandated that they be worn in places like the subway and school.

On Tuesday of this week, we had our first baseball practice with the mask requirement in effect and we all wore them. 

Side note, how many baseball programs get to have practice this week?  I read that the local professional baseball league is starting this weekend, which will be the only one on the planet.  They are gonna play games in empty stadiums, but one team is going to put 500 robot fans in the seats to help create some energy in the stadium.  Obviously way better than a mob of Patriot honks.  That team is the Rakutan Monkeys and while I used to be a Brother Elephant supporter, am all in with some Monkey love now.

It's been a problem for me before but became a safety issue in that when you wear glasses and the mask, the lenses fog up.  I started asking around, especially to my local friends that frequently wear masks as Chinese folks all wear glasses if there was a way to alleviate this problem and no one had a solution.  Did a fairly deep web search and their solutions are temporary on non-functional at best. I see doctors on TV (before I turn my head away due to nausea) during surgery and a lot of them are wearing glasses without issue, so there must be a way.  Normally, for day to day activities I can work around it, but at this point for baseball, am just holding my breath when the ball is coming at me.  Would welcome any comments or suggestions you may have.

In local news, about 6 months to a year ago a Korean bibimbap place opened up next door to our apartment.  Not opposed to it but never a big fan, we had it on our list to try but hadn't gone and saw a couple weeks ago that the sign was down and they had closed.  6 months is a bit faster than the normal failed business closure, which typically takes at least a year.  Walked by it today and found that they had re-branded themselves as the Sunny Day Cafe.  It looked more inviting so waddled in to look at the menu.  Saw they had an espresso machine and ordered a cappuccino (which was good although they didn't have cinnamon) and asked to see their food menu.  It was all in Chinese and the proprietors, who were very pleasant Koreans, spoke Mandarin and Korean but very little English and they could not translate.  Have been using the Google translate app a bunch lately and tried it out on their very handwritten menu.  The first item came back translated as "Infared Bugs".   We will definitely be supporting our local business.

Finally for today, I have been looking for the definitive mash-up of what the treasonous. rapist cheerleader in chief did and didn't do in fucking up the country and being an accessory to murder.  Found an article in The Atlantic by David Frum that does a great job detailing his crimes in his own words and deeds.  None of these things can be denied cause it is all on the record stuff.  I am copy and pasting the whole thing below and hope you take the 5-10 minutes to read it.  There is a line in it that stood out to me that was so poetic and right on the money that it has to come from Confucius or Kanye or something...it reads,

"Suddenly, in 2020, the rooster that had taken credit for the sunrise faced the reality of sunset. He could not bear it. "

Here it is...talk to ya later.

I Don’t take responsibility at all,” said President Donald Trump in the Rose Garden on March 13. Those words will probably end up as the epitaph of his presidency, the single sentence that sums it all up.
Trump now fancies himself a “wartime president.” How is his war going? By the end of March, the coronavirus had killed more Americans than the 9/11 attacks. By the first weekend in April, the virus had killed more Americans than any single battle of the Civil War. By Easter, it may have killed more Americans than the Korean War. On the present trajectory, it will kill, by late April, more Americans than Vietnam. Having earlier promised that casualties could be held near zero, Trump now claims he will have done a “very good job” if the toll is held below 200,000 dead

(The United States is on trajectory to suffer more sickness, more dying, and more economic harm from this virus than any other comparably developed country.
That the pandemic occurred is not Trump’s fault. The utter unpreparedness of the United States for a pandemic is Trump’s fault. The loss of stockpiled respirators to breakage because the federal government let maintenance contracts lapse in 2018 is Trump’s fault. The failure to store sufficient protective medical gear in the national arsenal is Trump’s fault. That states are bidding against other states for equipment, paying many multiples of the precrisis price for ventilators, is Trump’s fault. Air travelers summoned home and forced to stand for hours in dense airport crowds alongside infected people? That was Trump’s fault too. Ten weeks of insisting that the coronavirus is a harmless flu that would miraculously go away on its own? Trump’s fault again. The refusal of red-state governors to act promptly, the failure to close Florida and Gulf Coast beaches until late March? That fault is more widely shared, but again, responsibility rests with Trump: He could have stopped it, and he did not.
The lying about the coronavirus by hosts on Fox News and conservative talk radio is Trump’s fault: They did it to protect him. The false hope of instant cures and nonexistent vaccines is Trump’s fault, because he told those lies to cover up his failure to act in time. The severity of the economic crisis is Trump’s fault; things would have been less bad if he had acted faster instead of sending out his chief economic adviser and his son Eric to assure Americans that the first stock-market dips were buying opportunities. The firing of a Navy captain for speaking truthfully about the virus’s threat to his crew? Trump’s fault. The fact that so many key government jobs were either empty or filled by mediocrities? Trump’s fault. The insertion of Trump’s arrogant and incompetent son-in-law as commander in chief of the national medical supply chain? Trump’s fault.
For three years, Trump has blathered and bluffed and bullied his way through an office for which he is utterly inadequate. But sooner or later, every president must face a supreme test, a test that cannot be evaded by blather and bluff and bullying. That test has overwhelmed Trump.
Trump failed. He is failing. He will continue to fail. And Americans are paying for his failures.
The coronavirus emerged in China in late December. The Trump administration received its first formal notification of the outbreak on January 3. The first confirmed case in the United States was diagnosed in mid-January. Financial markets in the United States suffered the first of a sequence of crashes on February 24. The first person known to have succumbed to COVID-19, the disease caused by the coronavirus, in the United States died on February 29. The 100th died on March 17. By March 20, New York City alone had confirmed 5,600 cases. Not until March 21—the day the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services placed its first large-scale order for N95 masks—did the White House begin marshaling a national supply chain to meet the threat in earnest. “What they’ve done over the last 13 days has been really extraordinary,” Jared Kushner said on April 3, implicitly acknowledging the waste of weeks between January 3 and March 21.
Those were the weeks when testing hardly happened, because there were no kits. Those were the weeks when tracing hardly happened, because there was little testing. Those were the weeks when isolation did not happen, because the president and his administration insisted that the virus was under control. Those were the weeks when supplies were not ordered, because nobody in the White House was home to order them. Those lost weeks placed the United States on the path to the worst outbreak of the coronavirus in the developed world: one-fourth of all confirmed cases anywhere on Earth.
Those lost weeks also put the United States—and thus the world—on the path to an economic collapse steeper than any in recent memory. Statisticians cannot count fast enough to keep pace with the accelerating economic depression. It’s a good guess that the unemployment rate had reached 13 percent by April 3. It may peak at 20 percent, perhaps even higher, and threatens to stay at Great Depression–like levels at least into 2021, maybe longer.
This country—buffered by oceans from the epicenter of the global outbreak, in East Asia; blessed with the most advanced medical technology on Earth; endowed with agencies and personnel devoted to responding to pandemics—could have and should have suffered less than nations nearer to China. Instead, the United States will suffer more than any peer country.
It didn’t have to be this way. If somebody else had been president of the United States in December 2019—Hillary Clinton, Jeb Bush, Mike Pence, really almost anybody else—the United States would still have been afflicted by the coronavirus. But it would have been better prepared, and better able to respond.Through the early weeks of the pandemic, when so much death and suffering could still have been prevented or mitigated, Trump joined passivity to fantasy. In those crucial early days, Trump made two big wagers. He bet that the virus could somehow be prevented from entering the United States by travel restrictions. And he bet that, to the extent that the virus had already entered the United States, it would burn off as the weather warmed.
At a session with state governors on February 10, Trump predicted that the virus would quickly disappear on its own. “Now, the virus that we’re talking about having to do—you know, a lot of people think that goes away in April with the heat—as the heat comes in. Typically, that will go away in April. We’re in great shape though. We have 12 cases—11 cases, and many of them are in good shape now.” On February 14, Trump repeated his assurance that the virus would disappear by itself. He tweeted again on February 24 that he had the virus “very much under control in the USA.” On February 27, he said that the virus would disappear “like a miracle.”
Those two assumptions led him to conclude that not much else needed to be done. Senator Chris Murphy left a White House briefing on February 5, and tweeted:
Just left the Administration briefing on Coronavirus. Bottom line: they aren’t taking this seriously enough. Notably, no request for ANY emergency funding, which is a big mistake. Local health systems need supplies, training, screening staff etc. And they need it now.
Trump and his supporters now say that he was distracted from responding to the crisis by his impeachment. Even if it were true, pleading that the defense of your past egregious misconduct led to your present gross failures is not much of an excuse.
But if Trump and his senior national-security aides were distracted, impeachment was not the only reason, or even the principal reason. The period when the virus gathered momentum in Hubei province was also the period during which the United States seemed on the brink of war with Iran. Through the fall of 2019, tensions escalated between the two countries. The United States blamed an Iranian-linked militia for a December 27 rocket attack on a U.S. base in Iraq, triggering tit-for-tat retaliation that would lead to the U.S. killing General Qassem Soleimani on January 3, open threats of war by the United States on January 6, and the destruction of a civilian airliner over Tehran on January 8.
The preoccupation with Iran may account for why Trump paid so little attention to the virus, despite the many warnings. On January 18, Trump—on a golf excursion in Palm Beach, Florida—cut off his health secretary’s telephoned warning of gathering danger to launch into a lecture about vaping, The Washington Post reported.
Two days later, the first documented U.S. case was confirmed in Washington State.
Yet even at that late hour, Trump continued to think of the coronavirus as something external to the United States. He tweeted on January 22: “China has been working very hard to contain the Coronavirus. The United States greatly appreciates their efforts and transparency. It will all work out well. In particular, on behalf of the American People, I want to thank President Xi!”
Impeachment somehow failed to distract Trump from traveling to Davos, where in a January 22 interview with CNBC’s Squawk Box, he promised: “We have it totally under control. It’s one person coming in from China. We have it under control. It’s going to be just fine.”
Trump would later complain that he had been deceived by the Chinese. “I wish they could have told us earlier about what was going on inside,” he said on March 21. “We didn’t know about it until it started coming out publicly.”
If Trump truly was so trustingly ignorant as late as January 22, the fault was again his own. The Trump administration had cut U.S. public-health staff operating inside China by two-thirds, from 47 in January 2017 to 14 by 2019, an important reason it found itself dependent on less-accurate information from the World Health Organization. In July 2019, the Trump administration defunded the position that embedded an epidemiologist inside China’s own disease-control administration, again obstructing the flow of information to the United States.
Yet even if Trump did not know what was happening, other Americans did. On January 27, former Vice President Joe Biden sounded the alarm about a global pandemic in an op-ed in USA Today. By the end of January, eight cases of the virus had been confirmed in the United States. Hundreds more must have been incubating undetected.
On January 31, the Trump administration at last did something: It announced restrictions on air travel to and from China by non-U.S. persons. This January 31 decision to restrict air travel has become Trump’s most commonly proffered defense of his actions. “We’ve done an incredible job because we closed early,” Trump said on February 27. “We closed those borders very early, against the advice of a lot of professionals, and we turned out to be right. I took a lot of heat for that,” he repeated on March 4. Trump praised himself some more at a Fox News town hall in Scranton, Pennsylvania, the next day. “As soon as I heard that China had a problem, I said, ‘What’s going on with China? How many people are coming in?’ Nobody but me asked that question. And you know better than—again, you know …  that I closed the borders very early.”
Because Trump puts so much emphasis on this point, it’s important to stress that none of this is true. Trump did not close the borders early—in fact, he did not truly close them at all.
The World Health Organization declared a global health emergency on January 30, but recommended against travel restrictions. On January 31, the same day the United States announced its restrictions, Italy suspended all flights to and from China. But unlike the American restrictions, which did not take effect until February 2, the Italian ban applied immediately. Australia acted on February 1, halting entries from China by foreign nationals, again ahead of Trump.
And Trump’s actions did little to stop the spread of the virus. The ban applied only to foreign nationals who had been in China during the previous 14 days, and included 11 categories of exceptions. Since the restrictions took effect, nearly 40,000 passengers have entered the United States from China, subjected to inconsistent screenings, The New York Times reported.
At a House hearing on February 5, a few days after the restrictions went into effect, Ron Klain—who led the Obama administration’s efforts against the Ebola outbreak—condemned the Trump policy as a “travel Band-Aid, not a travel ban.”
That same afternoon, Trump’s impeachment trial ended with his acquittal in the Senate. The president, though, turned his energy not to combatting the virus, but to the demands of his own ego.
The president’s top priority through February 2020 was to exact retribution from truth-tellers in the impeachment fight. On February 7, Trump removed Lieutenant Colonel Alexander Vindman from the National Security Council. On February 12, Trump withdrew his nomination of Jessie Liu as undersecretary of the Treasury for terrorism and financial crimes, apparently to punish her for her role in the prosecution and conviction of the Trump ally Roger Stone. On March 2, Trump withdrew the nomination of Elaine McCusker to the post of Pentagon comptroller; McCusker’s sin was having raised concerns that suspension of aid to Ukraine had been improper. Late on the evening of April 3, Trump fired Intelligence Community Inspector General Michael Atkinson, the official who had forwarded the Ukraine whistleblower complaint to the House and Senate Intelligence Committees, as the law required. As the epigrammist Windsor Mann tweeted that same night: “Trump’s impeachment distracted him from preparing for a pandemic, but the pandemic did not distract him from firing the man he holds responsible for his impeachment.”
Intentionally or not, Trump’s campaign of payback against his perceived enemies in the impeachment battle sent a warning to public-health officials: Keep your mouth shut. If anybody missed the message, the firing of Captain Brett Crozier from the command of an aircraft carrier for speaking honestly about the danger facing his sailors was a reminder. There’s a reason that the surgeon general of the United States seems terrified to answer even the most basic factual questions or that Rear Admiral John Polowczyk sounds like a malfunctioning artificial-intelligence program at press briefings. The president’s lies must not be contradicted. And because the president’s lies change constantly, it’s impossible to predict what might contradict him.
“Best usa economy IN HISTORY!” Trump tweeted on February 11. On February 15, Trump shared a video from a Senate GOP account, tweeting: “Our booming economy is drawing Americans off the sidelines and BACK TO WORK at the highest rate in 30 hears!”
Denial became the unofficial policy of the administration through the month of February, and as a result, that of the administration’s surrogates and propagandists. “It looks like the coronavirus is being weaponized as yet another element to bring down Donald Trump,” Rush Limbaugh said on his radio program February 24. “Now, I want to tell you the truth about the coronavirus … Yeah, I’m dead right on this. The coronavirus is the common cold, folks.”
“We have contained this,” Trump’s economic adviser Larry Kudlow told CNBC on February 24. “I won’t say airtight, but pretty close to airtight. We have done a good job in the United States.” Kudlow conceded that there might be “some stumbles” in financial markets, but insisted there would be no “economic tragedy.”
On February 28, then–White House Chief of Staff Mick Mulvaney told an audience at the Conservative Political Action Conference, near Washington, D.C.:
The reason you’re ... seeing so much attention to [the virus] today is that [the media] think this is gonna be what brings down this president. This is what this is all about. I got a note from a reporter saying, “What are you gonna do today to calm the markets.” I’m like: Really, what I might do today to calm the markets is tell people to turn their televisions off for 24 hours ... This is not Ebola, okay? It’s not SARS, it’s not MERS.
That same day, Secretary of State Mike Pompeo scolded a House committee for daring to ask him about the coronavirus. “We agreed that I’d come today to talk about Iran, and the first question today is not about Iran.”
Throughout the crisis, the top priority of the president, and of everyone who works for the president, has been the protection of his ego. Americans have become sadly used to Trump’s blustery self-praise and his insatiable appetite for flattery. During the pandemic, this psychological deformity has mutated into a deadly strategic vulnerability for the United States.
“If we were doing a bad job, we should also be criticized. But we have done an incredible job,” Trump said on February 27. “We’re doing a great job with it,” he told Republican senators on March 10. “I always treated the Chinese Virus very seriously, and have done a very good job from the beginning,” he tweeted on March 18.
For three-quarters of his presidency, Trump has taken credit for the economic expansion that began under President Barack Obama in 2010. That expansion accelerated in 2014, just in time to deliver real prosperity over the past three years. The harm done by Trump’s own initiatives, and especially his trade wars, was masked by that continued growth. The economy Trump inherited became his all-purpose answer to his critics. Did he break laws, corrupt the Treasury, appoint cronies, and tell lies? So what? Unemployment was down, the stock market up.
Suddenly, in 2020, the rooster that had taken credit for the sunrise faced the reality of sunset. He could not bear it.
Underneath all the denial and self-congratulation, Trump seems to have glimpsed the truth. The clearest statement of that knowledge was expressed on February 28. That day, Trump spoke at a rally in South Carolina—his penultimate rally before the pandemic forced him to stop. This was the rally at which Trump accused the Democrats of politicizing the coronavirus as “their new hoax.” That line was so shocking, it has crowded out awareness of everything else Trump said that day. Yet those other statements are, if possible, even more relevant to understanding the trouble he brought upon the country.
Trump does not speak clearly. His patterns of speech betray a man with guilty secrets to hide, and a beclouded mind. Yet we can discern, through the mental fog, that Trump had absorbed some crucial facts. By February 28, somebody in his orbit seemed to already be projecting 35,000 to 40,000 deaths from the coronavirus. Trump remembered the number, but refused to believe it. His remarks are worth revisiting at length:
Now the Democrats are politicizing the coronavirus, you know that, right? Coronavirus, they’re politicizing it. We did one of the great jobs. You say, “How’s President Trump doing?” They go, “Oh, not good, not good.” They have no clue. They don’t have any clue. They can’t even count their votes in Iowa. They can’t even count. No, they can’t. They can’t count their votes.
One of my people came up to me and said, “Mr. President, they tried to beat you on Russia, Russia, Russia.” That didn’t work out too well. They couldn’t do it. They tried the impeachment hoax. That was on a perfect conversation. They tried anything. They tried it over and over. They’d been doing it since you got in. It’s all turning. They lost. It’s all turning. Think of it. Think of it. And this is their new hoax.
But we did something that’s been pretty amazing. We have 15 people [sick] in this massive country, and because of the fact that we went early. We went early; we could have had a lot more than that. We’re doing great. Our country is doing so great. We are so unified. We are so unified. The Republican Party has never ever been unified like it is now. There has never been a movement in the history of our country like we have now. Never been a movement.
So a statistic that we want to talk about—Go ahead: Say USA. It’s okay; USA. So a number that nobody heard of, that I heard of recently and I was shocked to hear it: 35,000 people on average die each year from the flu. Did anyone know that? Thirty-five thousand, that’s a lot of people. It could go to 100,000; it could be 27,000. They say usually a minimum of 27, goes up to 100,000 people a year die.
And so far, we have lost nobody to coronavirus in the United States. Nobody. And it doesn’t mean we won’t and we are totally prepared. It doesn’t mean we won’t, but think of it. You hear 35 and 40,000 people and we’ve lost nobody and you wonder, the press is in hysteria mode.
On February 28, very few Americans had heard of an estimated death toll of 35,000 to 40,000, but Trump had heard it. And his answer to that estimate was: “So far, we have lost nobody.” He conceded, “It doesn’t mean we won’t.” But he returned to his happy talk. “We are totally prepared.” And as always, it was the media's fault. “You hear 35 and 40,000 people and we’ve lost nobody and you wonder, the press is in hysteria mode.”
By February 28, it was too late to exclude the coronavirus from the United States. It was too late to test and trace, to isolate the first cases and halt their further spread—that opportunity had already been lost. It was too late to refill the stockpiles that the Republican Congresses of the Tea Party years had refused to replenish, despite frantic pleas from the Obama administration. It was too late to produce sufficient ventilators in sufficient time.
But on February 28, it was still not too late to arrange an orderly distribution of medical supplies to the states, not too late to coordinate with U.S. allies, not too late to close the Florida beaches before spring break, not too late to bring passengers home from cruise lines, not too late to ensure that state unemployment-insurance offices were staffed and ready, not too late for local governments to get funds to food banks, not too late to begin social distancing fast and early. Stay-at-home orders could have been put into effect on March 1, not in late March and early April.
So much time had been wasted by the end of February. So many opportunities had been squandered. But even then, the shock could have been limited. Instead, Trump and his inner circle plunged deeper into two weeks of lies and denial, both about the disease and about the economy.
On February 28, Eric Trump urged Americans to go “all in” on the weakening stock market.
Kudlow repeated his advice that it was a good time to buy stocks on CNBC on March 6 after another bad week for the financial markets. As late as March 9, Trump was still arguing that the coronavirus would be no worse than the seasonal flu.
So last year 37,000 Americans died from the common Flu. It averages between 27,000 and 70,000 per year. Nothing is shut down, life & the economy go on. At this moment there are 546 confirmed cases of CoronaVirus, with 22 deaths. Think about that!
But the facade of denial was already cracking.
Through early march, financial markets declined and then crashed. Schools closed, then whole cities, and then whole states. The overwhelmed president responded by doing what comes most naturally to him at moments of trouble: He shifted the blame to others.
The lack of testing equipment? On March 13, Trump passed that buck to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention and the Obama administration.
The White House had dissolved the directorate of the National Security Council responsible for planning for and responding to pandemics? Not me, Trump said on March 13. Maybe somebody else in the administration did it, but “I didn’t do it ... I don’t know anything about it. You say we did that. I don’t know anything about it.”
Were ventilators desperately scarce? Obtaining medical equipment was the governors’ job, Trump said on a March 16 conference call.
Did Trump delay action until it was far too late? That was the fault of the Chinese government for withholding information, he complained on March 21.
On March 27, Trump attributed his own broken promises about ventilator production to General Motors, now headed by a woman unworthy of even a last name: “Always a mess with Mary B.”
Masks, gowns, and gloves were running short only because hospital staff were stealing them, Trump suggested on March 29.
Was the national emergency medical stockpile catastrophically depleted? Trump’s campaign creatively tried to pin that on mistakes Joe Biden made back in 2009.
At his press conference on April 2, Trump blamed the shortage of lifesaving equipment, and the ensuing panic-buying, on states’ failure to build their own separate stockpile. “They have to work that out. What they should do is they should’ve—long before this pandemic arrived—they should’ve been on the open market just buying. There was no competition; you could have made a great price. The states have to stock up. It’s like one of those things. They waited. They didn’t want to spend the money, because they thought this would never happen.”
Were New Yorkers dying? On April 2, Trump fired off a peevish letter to Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer: “If you spent less time on your ridiculous impeachment hoax, which went haplessly on forever and ended up going nowhere (except increasing my poll numbers), and instead focused on helping the people of New York, then New York would not have been so completely unprepared for the ‘invisible enemy.’”
Trump’s instinct to dodge and blame had devastating consequences for Americans. Every governor and mayor who needed the federal government to take action, every science and medical adviser who hoped to prevent Trump from doing something stupid or crazy, had to reckon with Trump’s psychic needs as their single biggest problem.
As his medical advisers sought to dissuade Trump from proceeding with his musing about reopening the country by Easter, April 12, Deborah Birx—the White House’s coronavirus-response coordinator—appeared on the evangelical CBN network to deliver this abject flattery: “[Trump is] so attentive to the scientific literature & the details & the data. I think his ability to analyze & integrate data that comes out of his long history in business has really been a real benefit.”
Governors got the message too. “If they don’t treat you right, I don’t call,” Trump explained at a White House press briefing on March 27. The federal response has been dogged by suspicions of favoritism for political and personal allies of Trump. The District of Columbia has seen its requests denied, while Florida gets everything it asks for.
The weeks of Trump-administration denial and delay have triggered a desperate scramble among states. The Trump administration is allocating some supplies through the Federal Emergency Management Agency, but has made the deliberate choice to allow large volumes of crucial supplies to continue to be distributed by commercial firms to their clients. That has left state governments bidding against one another, as if the 1787 Constitution had never been signed, and we have no national government.
In his panic, Trump is sacrificing U.S. alliances abroad, attempting to recoup his own failure by turning predator. German and French officials accuse the Trump administration of diverting supplies they had purchased to the United States. On April 3, the North American company 3M publicly rebuked the Trump administration for its attempt to embargo medical exports to Canada, where 3M has operated seven facilities for 70 years.
Around the world, allies are registering that in an emergency, when it matters most, the United States has utterly failed to lead. Perhaps the only political leader in Canada ever to say a good word about Donald Trump, Ontario Premier Doug Ford, expressed disgust at an April 3 press conference. “I just can’t stress how disappointed I am at President Trump ... I’m not going to rely on President Trump,” he said. “I’m not going to rely on any prime minister or president from any country ever again.” Ford argued for a future of Canadian self-sufficiency. Trump’s nationalist selfishness is proving almost as contagious as the virus itself—and could ultimately prove as dangerous, too.
As the pandemic kills, as the economic depression tightens its grip, Donald Trump has consistently put his own needs first. Right now, when his only care should be to beat the pandemic, Trump is renegotiating his debts with his bankers and lease payments with Palm Beach County.
He has never tried to be president of the whole United States, but at most 46 percent of it, to the extent that serving even the 46 percent has been consistent with his supreme concerns: stealing, loafing, and whining. Now he is not even serving the 46 percent. The people most victimized by his lies and fantasies are the people who trusted him, the more conservative Americans who harmed themselves to prove their loyalty to Trump. An Arkansas pastor told The Washington Post of congregants “ready to lick the floor” to support the president’s claim that there is nothing to worry about. On March 15, the Trump-loyal governor of Oklahoma tweeted a since-deleted photo of himself and his children at a crowded restaurant buffet. “Eating with my kids and all my fellow Oklahomans at the @CollectiveOKC. It’s packed tonight!” Those who took their cues from Trump and the media who propagandized for him, and all Americans, will suffer for it.
Governments often fail. From Pearl Harbor to the financial crisis of 2008, you can itemize a long list of missed warnings and overlooked dangers that cost lives and inflicted hardship. But in the past, Americans could at least expect public spirit and civic concern from their presidents.
Trump has mouthed the slogan “America first,” but he has never acted on it. It has always been “Trump first.” His business first. His excuses first. His pathetic vanity first.
Trump has taken millions in payments from the Treasury. He has taken millions in payments from U.S. businesses and foreign governments. He has taken millions in payments from the Republican Party and his own inaugural committee. He has taken so much that does not belong to him, that was unethical and even illegal for him to take. But responsibility? No, he will not take that.
Yet responsibility falls upon Trump, whether he takes it or not. No matter how much he deflects and insults and snivels and whines, this American catastrophe is on his hands and on his head.


Wednesday, April 8, 2020

April 8th, 2020

Hey there,

I promised two non-plague entries in a row, but had to share the wisest bit of advice about the thing that I have seen to date.




I assume that everyone sees everything now, so apologies if this is one you've seen, but you know my sense of humor rarely strays.

Staying in this lane, was talking to my mom this morning and think I was able to identify my earliest memory.  We were talking how both of us are having our temperature taken several times a day and she is amazed that they are now just pointing the thermometer at her forehead.  I told her that a lot of places here have the camera that can tell how hot you are as you walk in the door.  We then played memory lane about how they used to stick it in your ear and before that, under the tongue.  I told her I remembered a time when she stuck it in my ass and even recounted the room in the apartment she did it.  She said there was no possible way I could remember that cause I would have been maybe 2 years-old, but told her that it feels like it was yesterday.  I don't think you need to have taken a High School psychology class to extrapolate where most of my "issues" originated.

Wanted to share a few stories that may have slipped through the cracks and lead off with this one:

My Baby Was Born WIthout An Anu

A few weeks ago, that damn headline kept popping up in my feeds several times a day.  I read the article and it is a harrowing tale of the years they dealt with this medical issue that is uncommon and so how no one knew how to treat the symptoms.  I am as squeamish about medical stuff as they make 'em...I will not watch Grey' Anatomy or anything like that as I have to turn away so have to think that the algorithm that targeted me for this has to be due to my frequent mentions on-line of all things scatalogical.

The Biggest Food And Drink Trends of 2020

Saw this one over Christmas break is one I do suggest you search it out cause it is hilarious.  Obviously, a lot of these are gonna be pushed to the side this year, but you owe it to yourself to get in front of the curve on adaptogens and functional drinks.  At the least, you'll be able to impress the Millenial/Coronial in your life.

No Girl Is Safe

This one will mess with your mind.  I don't share it cause I want to freak you out or to make any gags, but it is important that people are aware of the world, especially in areas that you can't find on a map (I couldn't identify it on a map and consider myself pretty well versed in geography).  It seems that in Cameroon, mothers are ironing their daughters breasts at a young age ostensibly to make them smaller as adults so the men will not be attracted and want to rape them.  A reminder in case you forget that "men" have been shit to women since forever, and that when people talk about refugees, they all don't want to come her to take your job at Hardee's

Who Invented Trap Music?

That is a YouTube clip which I also link below.  If you have been anywhere within a reasonable distance of me in the last couple of years, odds are that when we are together that that trap music sound will be pouring out of the speakers on the TV, radio or restaurant/bar sound system and that I have tilted my lance at the windmill immediately.  The most effe'd up thing about it is that most people don't even hear it, but it is all I hear.  Was watching Monday Night Football with a buddy last season, one that I would consider a knowledgeable fan of both football and music, and the iconic MNF theme song plays with the statico high hat over it.




It is the exact MNF song, just with this same garbage noise that is on every other song you hear spread on top like cheese wiz on a fine steak.  And my buddy doesn't even hear it.  Not just the MNF theme...listen to this travesty with the CBS theme song.


How am I the only one that hears this?  Conspiracy theorists are typically lonely dangerous individuals, but suppose we all are to some degree as I've yet to meet a person that doesn't subscribe to one, and I am no exception although I may be the only one that has this particular one.  That is, that encoded in the zeros and ones of this morse code is a subliminal message.  Can't say what that message is, perhaps there are varying ones, but you are being manipulated.  Resist my friends.






Monday, April 6, 2020

April 6th, 2020 Chicago

Hey there,

Today's entry from the 'Those wacky Taiwanese" file...Taiwan police breathalyze 5-year old for crashing bicycle into Tesla.  Not much of an article with the funniest bit being the headline, but the last paragraph is a good one to describe local attitudes towards conflict. 

The owner of the car said he reached an agreement with the boy’s parents, who live next door, about repairs to the car. Some netizens slammed the police for breathalyzing a child, while others said it would serve as an example to children that they should pay attention, even while riding a bicycle.

One, that the two parties reached an agreement outside of using the courts.  And two, that disputes are not black and white who is at fault and that there is always some measure of blame in both parties.

OK...it is odd when I go on a trip with Betty and not have a single photo of the experience.  She and I spent 5 days in Chicago last summer and have had recapping that on my to do list since then, but when I went to pull up the photos this week, they were only a couple I took (mostly of food) in the archive and she has since deleted them from her phone.  What follows is things we liked and did to serve as a reference point for future travellers. 

We were able to spend these five days without kids having arranged for B-doll to stay with friends.  After 20 years with kids in tow for all trips, we are working on our empty nest footing.  We set off from LA one day and I'm sitting in my assigned seat on the plane and a lady comes on board and says I'm in her spot.  We have a few minute back and forth, ultimately enlisting the help of the flight attendant and she realizes that she was in the wrong spot.  As she moves along she says, "must have been all the cannabis I had this morning."  I hear ya lady.

First thing to talk about in Chicago is the food.  Betty is a throwback carnivore and so arranging to hit some of the legendary Windy City abattoirs was the first thing on my to-do planning agenda.  We sampled two...The Gage and Gibsons.  The Gage is a new and trendy meat shack while Gibsons is the old school with professional waiters that have been there 30 years type of joint.  While yours truly gets other things, the review from my Lion King was that both were superb with a nod going to Gibsons.  The slab of meat she got there was obscene in size, but they got the extra points for ambiance and the live piano player was on fire playing a surf medley of deep cuts that had me saying 'wow...nice pull'.

Another staple of that town is having some deep dish.  I should say that this was not my first time in ORD having been there for work and fun a handful of times before (even seeing my beloved Yo La Tengo on April 21st, 2005.)

Great show, natch.  Having been before, have had the deep dish and it was not calling me back, but Betty was insistent on giving it a go so I devoted much time searching for the right one.  As you can guess, there is no shortage of articles and lists touting who has the best deep dish in Chicago.  I weighed a lot of those and also reached out to the Chicagoans I know and determined that Lou Malnati's was the one to try.




Should be apparent that I was not expecting a transcendent experience, but that is exactly what we had. Perfect in every way and changed my mind towards their brand of pie.  Lou's is not the Pizzaria Uno/Giordanos level of corporate place, but they have a few locations and are not a mom/pop operation either.  It'd take years to sample enough to places to tell you my best, but we were both moved by Lou Malanti's enough so as to try another one the day we were leaving town.

Giordanos had a location near our hotel and we had time to kill.  It was downright awful.  While Lou's pie was delicate and subtle in texture and flavor, Giordanos was a lump in our guts that would stay with us for the next 48 hours.  The batting average for deep dish is pretty low, but when it connects...they are the Dave Kingman of pizzas.



Decided we needed to have Italian food and that it needed to be in an old school South Side joint.  We went to Bruna's Ristorante and had a mediocre old school Italian meal.  Place was dark and the decor hadn't changed in a couple generations.  The sparse crowd of other patrons felt like a mix of old longshoremen and wiseguys in just the right way.  Thumb-up on the experience.



Lastly on food, any trip to Chicago needs to have some time walking around the Lincoln Park neighborhood. I have ended up there every time previous and this time was no exception.  Great walking hood with the shops and amazing people watching at the park.  What is the draw for me, and my absolute must do in town is a trip to Annette's Italian Ice.  Located under the El, hand's down the greatest Italian Ice you will ever have.  I can never understand how this dessert has not spanned the globe but do acknowledge that most ices you get are just glorified snow cones.  The lemon ice there is the most refreshing thing I have ever had.  I am serious.



The other activity that I think is a must do is to admire the architecture.  When we told folks we were going to Chicago in July, every person was aghast as it was going to be miserably hot.  Our weather luck is impeccable however and it was damn near perfect the whole week with clear skies and 70-80 degree weather.  The absolute best architecture thing to do is the 2 hour river cruise.  You go on these giant boats with gobs of people, but it is still serene and the guides weave tales of the buildings and city history as the scenery unfolds around you.  I can see where it'd be hard on a crappy day, but if you get it on a good one...as good a two hours as you can spend anywhere. 


Have to warn you thought that there is a building in a prominent spot that makes you want to wretch.  An ugly ass highrise right on the river that has Trump in giant gold letters across it.  I pray that I live long enough for him and his mob to get what's coming to them.

We did another walking tour a couple of days later and that was exceptional too.  I am not here to tell you I am a student of architecture...can not for the life of me tell the difference between Ionic or Doric columns and always guess wrong between Gothic or Romanesque churches, but when a building hits your sweet spot, it is art.  And there are a ton in Chicago that do that.  Wish I had that photo roll to give as an example, but I took a couple of the building with my phone that I loved the most...the Carbide and Carbon Building.



Art Deco with great green and black stone that is most unusual.  It is nicknamed the champagne building as it has a gold foil at the top.  It's exhilarating whenever a piece of art grabs you by the boo-boo. 

Chicago is a perfect walking city too.  We were at a hotel that was a block off of Michigan Ave on the river and was a 20-30 minute walk from everything.  I like my AM strolls and they've built a sweet pedestrian path along the river that is perfect for all kinds of people watching scenery.  Was also close to Grant Park that has the iconic Bean sculpture (great public art everywhere) and The Art Institute.  That museum has superb pieces from a ton of genres, but not too many where you feel overwhelmed.  For me, a great selection of Monet's and other Impressionists that I love and also my favorite painting of all time...Georges Seurat's Sunday Afternoon on La Grande Jatte.   I've sat in front of that thing many times and it never gets old.  No picture to share except for the magnet we bought. 



Since it was Betty's first time, made sure we hit all the spots that needed to be seen and did the things she wanted (like eating huge piles of flesh), but I had to get in something for me and that was a baseball game.  Have been to Wrigley and while I woulda liked to have shown her that, they were on the road.  I hadn't been to see the White Sox and so off we went to the iconically named Guaranteed Rate Field. 

As with a lot of the new stadiums, it was very nice inside but cookie cutter.  All the amenities but nothing that made you say wow.  In a parking lot off the freeway, average concessions, poor city views...makes you wonder how it is possible to spend so much money for something so blah. 

We did secure great seats.




As with all parks, they have a race with local cultural icons i.e. The Dead Presidents in DC, Hydros in Seattle, and colored dots in Oakland (?).  In Chicago, they had three Italian Beefs racing...Cheesy won. 

Side note...Italian Beefs are a quintessential Chicago thing, but they are all disgusting as they're made of refuse meat simmered in week old water.  Same with the "legendary Chicago hot dog.  You have to eat those abominations with mustard and all sorts of nasty pickled vegetables and God help you if you want ketchup or eat it any other way but theirs.  Screw you Hot Dog absolutists.

The game was against Minnesota, who were having a great season, and on the Twins was ex-Mariner favorite Nelson Cruz, so we were cheering for him.  He hits three monster home runs in his first three at bats, and hitting 4 home runs in a game is one of the most rare of baseball feats.  It has been done only 17 times and by comparison, there have been 23 perfect games.  In this type of environment, and as a lifelong Dodger fan who's DNA says to leave early to beat the traffic, I normally would have checked out around the 7th inning stretch, but with a chance on Nellie getting up at least two more times, we had to stick around.  We project he is gonna get one more shot at it in the 9th inning and move to a seat close to the exit to wait for it.  While the Sox are getting blown out, am still stunned at watching half the crowd file towards the exit in the 7th and 8th innings.  All I ever hear out of Chicago apologists is how knowledgeable the fans are there, but seeing them walk out with a chance to see history, I know the real truth.



In the 9th, Nellie hits a towering shot that is caught on the warning track, so we missed out, but still an electric feeling. 

One more thing to share...the first night when we got in we had reservations for a late dinner at The Gage mentioned above.  As we are there, we see a bunch of folks come in all dressed up for a late supper.  Curious as to what's up, the waitress tells us Hamilton is playing around the corner and Betty is determined that we go.  We do the Seatgeek thing and while I can't remember the price, it was $200 and something each.  The venue was named the CIBC Theatre and was originally The Majestic built in 1906 and was cool.  Musicals aren't my thing but Hamilton kinda transcends the genre and is a cultural touchstone so am glad I was able to scratch that off.  As I'm not an aficionado cannot comment on if it was great, but I enjoyed it and am pretty sure Betty did too.  It was a nice surprise activity for sure.  It certainly was upbeat and funny in spots with my favorite being the interaction between the guys that played Thomas Jefferson and James Madison.  They were portrayed as being most flamboyant and thought them to be a direct ripoff of Morris Day and Jerome from The Time.  Made that analogy many times since but no one agreed or even got it, so may be alone there.


Chicago truly is a toddlin' town.





Saturday, April 4, 2020

April 4th, 2020

Hey there,

Gawdamn it...Adam Schlesinger died from this fucking disease.  I was/am a massive Fountains of Wayne fan and their first three albums are impeccable.  If you know them, you know what I'm talking about.  Pop hooks?  They got 'em.   Relatable lyrics that you'll be quoting forever and singing as you cut the veggies for dinner?  Check.  I was introduced to them via their second album Utopia Parkway.  Bought in NY and listened to it for the entirety of the cross country flight and has been in regular rotation ever since.  He also wrote the unquestioningly greatest song about (American) football ever and it literally gives me the chills every time it comes up. 




 You're sitting around now anyway so why not dial them up on your streaming service of choice. 

Rejoice in this man's genius. 


Friday, April 3, 2020

April 3rd, 2020

Hey there,

Today's musings  concern the topic of the day.  I don't blame you if you have had enough of the chatter and wanna skip it.  I promise that the next two entries will be about other topics so come back in a few days. 

After our quarantine ended, took a stroll in the neighborhood and went to all the places on my list and got my temperature taken 5 times.   At the bank, the department and grocery stores, restaurants, even the crap shack that sells everything you need cheap.  At the restaurant last night, they took our temperature, made us use the disinfectant machine sprayer on our hands (another thing that's done everywhere) and then put a sticker on our shirts to indicate we've been processed.  They even met us at the door as we were leaving to remove the sticker so we couldn't stumble into some other place and be assumed to be clean.  Wearing masks and this kind of adherence to social constrictions always felt weird to someone from the land of the free, but there is not a person here that doesn't realize the severity of what's happening and is doing what they can.  Here is a question for you...as of March 31st, 2020, what to Cuba, Tajikistan and Taiwan have in common?  They are the only countries in the world where K-12 schools are open nationwide.  There is a wave of new cases mostly being attributed to returning citizens, so we could go back on lockdown if those spread, but it is amazing to watch a country have a plan, adapt that plan to changing realities, and stay in control

I read a book last summer by a football executive named Michael Lombardi.  He worked with Bill Walsh, Al Davis and Bill Belichick so has some bona fides...I know about him as I listen to his weekly podcast and recommend it if you like football cause he weaves a lot of Sopranos metaphors into football talk.

Anyway, as a guy that has coached a lot of kids sports, am always looking for philosophies to help me be a better one.  In this book he lists his 7 traits a good coach/leader should display.  The first three are:

1) Give them a plan
2) Give them faith in themselves
3) Give them inspiration when the fall short

Those are good things to remember and are foundational pieces for sure, but the last four are the ones that I found most useful for my purposes.

4) Push them when they go to slow
5) Calm them down when they go to fast

This has always been in my mind as almost every kid I have ever coached (and adult I've worked with for that matter including yours truly) goes too fast or too slow to some degree.  Massaging them to pick it up/move their ass, or to take a breath/beat is pretty much all I do at practices.

I have had these 7 traits on my list to talk about in this space since August but never found the right moment, but watching the crap unfold the last month has made the last two stand out.

6) Stand behind them when they succeed
7) Stand in front of them when they fail

We had a good friend (Wineguy) in town a week or so back.  He comes regularly and always enjoy that cause he typically stays with us for a week, which helps break up the monotony and makes the house more alive.  We're all having dinner together (Wineguy, Betty, Babydoll and I) at home cause we were still on quarantine, and Wineguy starts razzing me about my pet peeves as he accompanied me on my daily walk that day and got to hear one of my go-to rants on the jerks that run the opposite direction on the track as everyone else.  He was shocked when I told him that I have confronted these people on multiple occasions.  I enjoy being challenged on my peeves as it gives me a chance to defend them empirically, and while do not enjoy being wrong, am willing to admit it if you can build a better case.  I am/was not wrong about the clockwise runners, but Babydoll then makes the mistake of bringing up another of my peeves...the use of the word 'pride'.

Don't think I need to take another lap on it in this space cause I know I have done it multiple times, but in short, think it is a word that is not only terribly overused, but the people that use it are subconsciously demeaning the person they are proud of while puffing up themselves by taking credit for the accomplishment of others.  B-doll has always called me a jerk for making this a thing, but on this night, Wineguy (who she seems to respect) totally agrees with my case and builds on it.  I hope the exchange is swaying her to the cause (not that I want her to turn out as an etiquette vigilante like me, but still).

The pride thing totally relates to 6 & 7 above.  If your player/subordinates at work do something great, push them out front and celebrate the accomplishment by being the loudest cheerleader.  Conversely, if they fuck up, you need to take the public blow and then nurture them quietly out of the spotlight.  This is something I have always done and it has cost me at times.  I cannot take credit for anything good as it is always "we" did this or "I" should have prepared them better.  It's almost pathological and while it sounds good, sometimes it hurts the cause for personal advancement.  I remember a job interview when I was trying to tout my accomplishments to the interviewer and she asked me why I always said "we".  Regardless, it is my core belief that that is what good people do and is why I don't fear God even though I may not be a "believer" cause living the just life should be enough to gain admission.

When I see boasting of any kind, like showing off after a goal, bat flip, etc., it drives me nuts cause when we celebrate, we do it together as a team.  And when I see people deflect failure by blaming others, makes me go insane.

As you can guess, watching this president commit manslaughter and then deflect criticism sickens me.  Nurses stealing, name calling Governors, blaming Obama, etc. etc. etc.  It is hard to wade through stuff to figure out truth and hype, but this filth spews directly from his mouth and there can be no question he is an awful person.  From 15 people down to zero to today's 100,000 dead will be a sign of a job well done, and then within hours of that statement tout that he is getting great ratings on his daily briefings.  Who can possibly have those two sentences side by side, said 20 days apart, and still wake up and say he is doing a bang up job.  That he has a second to spend thinking about Harry and Megan's security says it all.   Anyone my age or older had the opportunity to see this guy's boasting emptiness since the 80's and still...  All of us knew he was crap and prayed we'd get through this without a crisis happening cause we knew he'd be exactly like he is.   And then 538 today says 15% of jilted Bernie supporters would vote for him.  I am using no hyperbole when I say that the eyes in my head were bouncing from side to side.

I deleted a really dark paragraph equating this president's supporters (they are not Republicans anymore...there are still some decent ones but equating them to whatever is going with the party now would be inaccurate) to those that enabled monsters of the past, and will forever have to wear that shame.  In the deleted paragraph I advocated people to cancel anyone that is still clinging to this guy but we have to still try to help them.  My mom was part of the problem...have been calling her every day during this thing as a distraction, and every time I called that effin' Fox News was blaring.  In every call, she would sheepishly parrot whatever the spin of the day was coming out of the TV.  I say sheepishly cause she knows in her gut that this guy is an awful person, but was thoroughly brainwashed by their particular brand of newspeak.  I have to be calm with her and along with all the rest of the folks that communicate with her, we finally got her to change the channel.  Now, she tells me everyday how much she appreciates Cuomo's fact based emphatic relating of the facts, so there is hope.  I know it is hard, especially with family and friends you don't want to jettison, but those are exactly the souls we need to save. 

Had to get that out, and trust me, is not as bad as it was.